1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,240 I mean, I think I have a million, you know? Like, what do I need to do? Where do I need to go? What skills do I need to have before I go there? 3 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,799 How much experience do you have with conflict? 4 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,320 I've barely been in an argument. 5 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:56,920 Your calling or your goals could be upholding the values of Bahamut. Decisions might cause you to go against what Bahamut would believe to be correct. 6 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:01,400 Oh, Sirma, I'm totally confident that Bahamut's gonna show me exactly what I need to do. 7 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,679 You know what? Walk with me. 8 00:01:02,679 --> 00:01:04,400 Ooh, walk and talk. I love these. 9 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:13,719 Put yourself back on that night. You see old members pull a large blade and go to attack this woman. 10 00:01:13,719 --> 00:01:14,320 Mom! 11 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:22,280 There was a man who studied almost too much into wild magics of the world. His name is Gabriel. 12 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,920 Go hang out around the House of Knowledge to find Gabriel. 13 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,920 We will see you again soon, Bahamut. 14 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:36,719 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Karla Johnson. 15 00:01:36,719 --> 00:01:42,000 Hey, that's me. I play Glim. I am a dragonborn pAlydin. 16 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,240 And Amy More. 17 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:51,400 Yep, that's me. And I play a lightfoot halfling rogue named Sullivan Sleight or Sully. 18 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,280 And Tom Laird. 19 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:59,760 That's me. I play a half-orc wild magic sorcerer named Moot. 20 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,760 You just like saying his name last. 21 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,159 It does have a certain cadence to it. 22 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:06,640 Yeah, it's final, right? 23 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,560 I mean, usually. 24 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,439 It's a last of three. 25 00:02:08,439 --> 00:02:13,159 I was trying to mix it up a little bit. I got halfway there. Two thirds of the way there. 26 00:02:13,159 --> 00:02:13,879 There you go. 27 00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:15,120 Math is hard. 28 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:15,680 I know math. 29 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,479 Fractions are difficult. 30 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:18,560 I'm a dungeon master. I don't need to know math. Wait a second. 31 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,439 Wait a minute. There's so much math in this game. 32 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,520 Not in these last two episodes. 33 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:30,000 No, I have my dice all set up super nice. All with their big numbers up. 34 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,479 Putting out positive things into the atmosphere. 35 00:02:34,479 --> 00:02:35,919 I'm trying to vibe my dice. 36 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:37,919 Fair enough. 37 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,719 It's better than when you were constantly nagging your dice. 38 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:42,000 Let's see if this works better. 39 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:44,560 She was getting them down is what was happening. 40 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,560 I don't even know how to nag. I know what it is, 41 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,199 but I can't for the life of me think of an example of it. 42 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:50,400 Of nagging? 43 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,120 Negging. 44 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:51,920 Oh, negging. 45 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,400 Russ doesn't even know what negging is. Look at his face. 46 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,159 That's like when a dude would go up to like an attractive girl or part and be like, 47 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:01,439 I normally don't like chicks with big noses, but you're great. 48 00:03:01,439 --> 00:03:02,800 Like, yeah, come on, man. 49 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:06,319 But it kind of makes you feel special at the same time. 50 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,680 It's disgusting. 51 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,759 Yeah, no, I don't like this at all. 52 00:03:09,759 --> 00:03:10,319 It's a thing. 53 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:14,319 Where there's no negging, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 54 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:15,920 No negging allowed. 55 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,200 No negging allowed. 56 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,400 Only positiving. 57 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,120 Positiving. 58 00:03:20,319 --> 00:03:23,360 No, wait, that means like, that's already a word. 59 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,439 Maybe you pause the episode, you come back to it. 60 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,240 Maybe that's something. 61 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:29,200 You also get an episode dedicated to you 62 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,280 when you're a patron of Dumbgeons and Dragons. 63 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:36,000 And today's episode is dedicated to Melanie Patterson. 64 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,759 Yay, thanks Melanie. 65 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:38,640 Thanks Melanie. 66 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,040 Thank you. 67 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,159 You can join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 68 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,560 And now fuck it. 69 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,520 Let's play D&D. 70 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:53,200 Glim. 71 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:53,520 Yes. 72 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,439 You have spent a long day sparring and reading books. 73 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,520 What kind of reading were you doing? 74 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,520 Yeah, kind of like travel logs of Faerun 75 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,840 because I haven't really ever been anywhere 76 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,439 nor have I even really traveled. 77 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:13,599 So I don't even really like know the basic concepts 78 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:14,640 of how that works. 79 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,920 But now I do because I read some books about it. 80 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:24,239 And then also maybe some like kind of religious texts. 81 00:04:24,239 --> 00:04:27,839 But I think like Glim was really raised 82 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,239 like hardcore into Bahamut. 83 00:04:30,239 --> 00:04:33,839 So I think her like spiritual knowledge is pretty good. 84 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,279 It's just her like real world knowledge 85 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,039 that's pretty lacking. 86 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:42,719 She hasn't had much experience in the world 87 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:44,959 except her very protected little enclave 88 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:46,239 where she grew up. 89 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:47,839 So yeah, learning about traveling 90 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,560 and about the different places 91 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,560 and maybe even about different races 92 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,920 because she's seen some like 93 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,440 she was mostly dragonborn people 94 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,560 where she is from though. 95 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,400 But she hasn't seen much of the world 96 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,000 and honestly didn't have a ton of interest in it. 97 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,600 You know, she wasn't like striving 98 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,840 to go on an adventure until she heard 99 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,000 that the world might be ending 100 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,640 and then thought she might do something about it. 101 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,160 You're in the chapel 102 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,840 and you're taking in some of these books. 103 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:22,800 Sirma comes in with a bowl of soup 104 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,440 and a roll and hands it to you 105 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,560 and says she's learning some good things. 106 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,680 She looks at some of the books 107 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,400 and it's the Faerun equivalent 108 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,720 of talking to people for dummies. 109 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,720 Like how to win friends and influence people. 110 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,000 But the fantasy version of that 111 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,360 which is like how to win friends and influence. 112 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,360 Creatures? 113 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:47,760 I don't know. 114 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,880 Yeah. Yeah, I like that. 115 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,280 That's good. 116 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,440 And she hands you the food. 117 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,080 Thank you, Sirma. 118 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,760 I feel anxious to get going 119 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,040 but I don't... 120 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,040 Should I stay? 121 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,640 What else do I need to learn here? 122 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,280 There is one other thing 123 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,960 that we should probably do. 124 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,080 We'll likely do it in the morning 125 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,200 and then you would be on your way. 126 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,720 Well, like I said, 127 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,880 go into town, find a caravan for you 128 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,880 and send you off to Neverwinter 129 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,080 where hopefully you'll meet up 130 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,600 with your new companions. 131 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,800 In the morning we will pray together 132 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:37,360 and call to Bahamut to bestow power upon you 133 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,000 to get you started on your quest. 134 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:46,480 Sirma, are there any other people here? 135 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,240 I've just been spending time with you 136 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,439 but I thought that first day... 137 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,839 I guess, gosh, it was only yesterday. 138 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,600 It feels like it's been so long. 139 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,399 There was a man. 140 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,600 Are there other people here 141 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,600 that I might have something I need to learn from? 142 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,920 No. No. 143 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,120 I'm the only one who lives here permanently. 144 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,360 Sometimes people do come through. 145 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,160 If I recall, there was a gentleman 146 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,400 who had stopped in earlier that day, 147 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,759 a traveling gentleman, 148 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,360 but I have not seen him since yesterday. 149 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,120 But sometimes travelers through the forests, 150 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,240 they stop in for a moment of respite. 151 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,960 But nobody else lives here other than myself. 152 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,759 Well, thank you for bringing me dinner 153 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:36,639 and unless there's something else you need me to do, 154 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:40,000 I'm happy to just keep reading and studying 155 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,279 and thinking about maybe getting on my way tomorrow. 156 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:45,199 Of course. 157 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:50,079 I will leave you to it and meet me here 158 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:55,039 and we will say a word and then send you on your way. 159 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,759 Okay, so yeah, I'm just going to keep reading. 160 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,919 The night rolls on. 161 00:08:03,919 --> 00:08:06,319 Do you stay up super late reading or do you kind of... 162 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,120 I don't think so. 163 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,439 I want to get a good solid sleep 164 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:11,199 before I head off on my adventure. 165 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,639 You do that. 166 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:15,839 You've gained a whole ton of knowledge 167 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:16,879 from all these new books. 168 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:18,639 You have a great sleep 169 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:21,360 because you got your butt kicked by Sirma, 170 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,319 war picking, but you feel like you're doing better. 171 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,199 And you wake up the next morning, 172 00:08:28,079 --> 00:08:31,279 a new fresh bowl of warm oatmeal 173 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:33,679 and water is left on your table 174 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,360 and all of your things have been laid out for you. 175 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,160 Sirma's so sneaky, always like, 176 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,400 how she get in there with that oatmeal? 177 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:46,960 She's very light-footed. 178 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,840 Okay, well, I guess I like gather up my things 179 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,920 of which there is not a ton, 180 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:57,600 but including like that shield that was there 181 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,320 that first day and the war pick. 182 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,760 And yeah, I go find Sirma. 183 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,160 You go walk into the chapel. 184 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:12,400 She is doing busy work kind of tidying up 185 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,040 up at the front. 186 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,760 And she turns and sees you walk in. 187 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,080 She says, oh, a good sleep, I hope. 188 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:24,240 I did, I'm nervous, but I'm excited. 189 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,600 I feel ready to go find these other parts of my soul 190 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,800 that are just out there 191 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,240 and they're going to help me on my mission. 192 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:34,240 You're so cute. 193 00:09:34,879 --> 00:09:35,440 I love it. 194 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,520 I'm going to miss this energy around here. 195 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,160 Yes, it looks like you're ready. 196 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,480 Put down your things, come up here 197 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,560 and we'll say a quick word before we go. 198 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,360 So I put down all my stuff and then, you know, 199 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,840 approach the altar, I guess, 200 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,520 is where she is kind of up at the front there. 201 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:58,480 She ushers you to sit down at a step down front. 202 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,360 She sits down with you and she says, 203 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,080 she shouldn't hurt, shouldn't hurt at all. 204 00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:09,759 And she lowers her head and kind of folds her hands 205 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:14,159 and begins speaking soft and low. 206 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:17,039 What do you do? 207 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,440 I think I will like reach into my pocket 208 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,639 and pull out that like my symbol 209 00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:24,000 and hold it in my hands 210 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,440 and then also just like close my eyes. 211 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,120 And if is she speaking loudly enough 212 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,880 that I can hear her or she is? 213 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,840 Yeah, she is. 214 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,520 Okay, then I don't have a specific speech. 215 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,560 Speech preferred. 216 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,280 We'll do something in the background. 217 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,520 Just general communing with the Lord, you know. 218 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,320 Yeah, you got it. 219 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,200 But yeah, I'm like in it. 220 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,480 Eyes closed, like sunk into the moment. 221 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:46,960 Definitely. 222 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,120 The speaking goes on for a little while 223 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:58,879 and you begin to hear her start repeating 224 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:01,679 a pattern in the way she's speaking 225 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:07,360 and you feel yourself begin to say 226 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,159 the same phrases that she is saying. 227 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,759 It goes around for a few times 228 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:19,200 and then you begin to feel a warmth like sunlight 229 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,960 shine down on you. 230 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:31,759 You hear the sound of very distinct birdsong. 231 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,000 Very similar to the day 232 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,759 that you walked into the chapel. 233 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,200 You don't feel the need to open your eyes 234 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,080 at this point but you feel this 235 00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:51,520 warm energy kind of embrace you and sink into you. 236 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:58,000 Your prayer goes on for a little while longer 237 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,840 until everything kind of calms down a little bit 238 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:07,040 and you open your eyes and Sirma is standing before you 239 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:13,360 and she says, how did that feel? 240 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,759 It felt wonderful. 241 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:20,400 It felt like warmth filling me up. 242 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,280 Good, good. 243 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,960 I'd like you to try something formal. 244 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,320 Okay. 245 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:38,160 She goes into her room and comes out with a birdcage 246 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,520 and inside is a wounded bird. 247 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,120 It looks like it had its wing broken. 248 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:52,000 She says, I would like you to hold this bird 249 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,799 and try to channel in your own way 250 00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:59,759 the energy that you felt while in prayer. 251 00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:05,039 So I take the bird in my hands 252 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:07,519 and close my eyes like I did when we were praying 253 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:13,120 and I concentrate on Bahamut 254 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,480 and try and like feel the power of him moving through me. 255 00:13:20,079 --> 00:13:24,159 The warmth begins to come back and you can kind of 256 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,279 feel it start in your chest 257 00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:30,879 and it begins to move out through your arms 258 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,600 and into your hands and into this bird. 259 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,399 You open your hands and you look down at the bird 260 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,960 and it begins flapping its wings, 261 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:47,120 slow at first and then quicker and it takes flight. 262 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,920 Did I, did I, did I do that, Sirma? 263 00:13:55,680 --> 00:14:00,080 She smiles at you and she says, yes, yes, you did. 264 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,080 Yes, yes, you did. 265 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:08,960 It appears that the call to Bahamut has worked 266 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,320 and you are ready to begin your quest. 267 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,759 You have the ability to do that in times of need 268 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:22,160 but it requires a significant rest in order to do it again. 269 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,600 We should go to town and find you a caravan 270 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,200 and get you to never winter. 271 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,080 Okay, let's go. 272 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,240 I pack up, you know, I throw my pack back on my shoulders 273 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,560 and pick up my stuff and I'm ready. 274 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,399 She grabs a small satchel and you set out into the woods 275 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:52,480 to the next town where she arranges with a caravan heading out 276 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:57,759 carrying some different fabrics and different spices 277 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:01,360 and arranges for your travel with them. 278 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:07,120 And she says, you are always welcome back here as you know. 279 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,879 I mean, your mothers are still here. 280 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:13,680 You would probably go there first but if you ever need assistance 281 00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:20,960 this is a place of safety for you if you ever need. 282 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,080 Thank you, Sirma. 283 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:24,879 I'll see you again. 284 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:26,480 Of course. 285 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:33,840 You climb aboard one of the wagons and the caravan sets off 286 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:37,360 and Sirma kind of watches you and the caravan leave 287 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,000 and then turns back and walks back towards the forest. 288 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,519 Sully, you were put back into your cell. 289 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:57,759 Officer Tangrin turns and walks back towards the door. 290 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,639 Murph says, what was that about? 291 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,360 Oh, it was just meeting the warden. 292 00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:09,279 Nice, nice. 293 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,159 Yeah, she was okay. 294 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,920 Okay, what's she getting out? 295 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,279 Like, what are you talking about here? 296 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:21,759 Well, I told her I don't even know how I got here. 297 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:27,759 And there's no way I was stealing so beneath me. 298 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,159 And I'm so small and all her guards are so big. 299 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,720 How the hell did one of her guards end up in the infirmary? 300 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,360 It all just doesn't add up. 301 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,200 Seems kind of shady business. 302 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,879 I have no recollection of coming here. 303 00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:41,600 I don't like that. 304 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,639 I like to know what I do. 305 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:47,200 Well, I mean, they did bring you in and you were knocked out 306 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,120 so I figured you got into some kind of altercation. 307 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,919 See, I fell asleep in the high forest and woke up here. 308 00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:57,279 That's a long ways away. 309 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,159 Whatever in between happened, I'm not aware of it. 310 00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:04,240 Shit, you don't think it was magic, do you? 311 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:04,879 What do you mean? 312 00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:05,519 Well, I don't know. 313 00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:07,039 It's just a long way to go. 314 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:13,039 I mean, it is a long way to go, but why would somebody use magic on you? 315 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:13,920 I don't know. 316 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:15,599 Okay. 317 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,119 We all have a past, you know. 318 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:22,799 Sure. 319 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:23,200 Yeah. 320 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,519 Yeah. 321 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:24,879 What's your past? 322 00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,000 What's your past? 323 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,960 I was a fisherman. 324 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,799 How'd you get here? 325 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:32,160 Like I said previously, they thought I was selling, you know, 326 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:39,759 some subpar goods for higher prices than otherwise would have been thought fair. 327 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,839 I disagreed with them. 328 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:43,440 They put me here. 329 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:47,200 Have you talked to the warden? 330 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,160 No, not yet. 331 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,119 I haven't really felt the need yet. 332 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:56,960 I was hoping for some counterpart here to try and, you know, maybe sneak out, 333 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,880 but I don't think you could do that. 334 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,040 I see what you're doing. 335 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,720 I'm not doing anything. 336 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,480 You are. 337 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,080 You're nagging me. 338 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,560 I could get out of here if I wanted to. 339 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,120 Yeah. 340 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,880 Yeah, but I need a competent partner. 341 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,400 I don't see one of those around here, unfortunately. 342 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,360 That's unfortunate. 343 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:19,760 You know what? 344 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:24,880 Usually I don't hang out and plot and conspire with fishermen, 345 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,240 but there's just something about you. 346 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,960 Well, you know, I'm just trying to get back to my hometown. 347 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,440 Where's that? 348 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,120 Burriff Earth. 349 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,240 Far from here? 350 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,160 Yeah, it's just south down the Sword Coast, 351 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,680 kind of between Waterdeep and Baldur's Gate, a little set of islands there. 352 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,120 It's real nice. 353 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,160 Sorry. 354 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,320 So that's a long ways. 355 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,399 Yeah, yeah. 356 00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:51,839 Fishermen have a boat. 357 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,119 Travel's easy. 358 00:18:55,919 --> 00:18:56,799 Where are you looking to go? 359 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:03,200 Well, you know, it's not too bad in here, to be honest with you, 360 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:10,079 but I'm just I'm just looking to, you know, regularize my life. 361 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:12,559 What? 362 00:19:13,599 --> 00:19:14,399 Yeah, you know, 363 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,360 just like standardize my living situation. 364 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,040 You know, maybe get a 365 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,960 one of those, you know, like thing like, you know, 366 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:34,560 earn money in a productive way to with society and, you know, maybe 367 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:39,840 like, I don't know, like nobody knows me or something that, 368 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,720 you know, that kind of stuff. 369 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,880 Yeah, like regular Joe in it. 370 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,640 You talk a lot. 371 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,880 She's kind of in circles. 372 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:50,400 Yeah. 373 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,000 Okay. 374 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,440 So you're you're meeting with the warden. 375 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,800 She's obviously not letting you out. 376 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,040 Oh, no. 377 00:19:59,040 --> 00:19:59,760 Yeah. 378 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,080 Ms. 379 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:00,320 Ma'am. 380 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:05,600 Meow meow is not a kid to be trifled with. 381 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,880 Her name is Ms. 382 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,280 Ma'am. 383 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:07,840 Meow meow. 384 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,440 Wow. 385 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,440 Yeah, I laughed. 386 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,440 It might not be it might not have been my finest moment. 387 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,640 May not have done anything to to win to win her over. 388 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,960 But she's just a real big cat in a chair. 389 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,880 And the fact that there was anything on her desk at all blew my mind. 390 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,360 Sounds like she's got it all under control in there. 391 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,240 She did say she'd see what she could do for me, but. 392 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,160 Oh, wow. 393 00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:40,000 Never trust a fat cat. 394 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,759 Is that what they say? 395 00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:42,400 Where are you from? 396 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:42,799 Oh, yeah. 397 00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:43,440 Where are you from? 398 00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:46,079 Oh, all right. 399 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,359 He said that you weren't paying attention. 400 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:48,079 That's insultful. 401 00:20:49,599 --> 00:20:51,119 Sorry for being so insultful. 402 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:51,680 No, that's fine. 403 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,119 Hey, what's your plan to get out of here? 404 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:59,359 Well, I mean, we need something to get out of here with. 405 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,240 I they took all my stuff, obviously. 406 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,279 I procure a fork. 407 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,319 Where'd you get a fork from? 408 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:08,000 Same place I got that cup from. 409 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,880 OK, have you ever heard of keistering? 410 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,319 So it's up your butt is what you're saying. 411 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:19,920 Yeah. 412 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,440 OK, you have heard of keistering. 413 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,599 Yeah, I mean, obviously. 414 00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:27,119 Why would you keister a fork? 415 00:21:29,599 --> 00:21:34,079 I thought maybe you'd have more questions about the cup, but whatever. 416 00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:36,240 I'm done with questions about the things. 417 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,920 OK, so can you get us out? 418 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,680 Why else would you keister a fork? 419 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,759 He said you needed something. 420 00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:50,799 I'm trying to wrap my brain around why in the first place, 421 00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:53,359 before you knew you were going to be put in jail, 422 00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,559 before you knew you were going to wake up in the high forest, 423 00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:58,240 you would put a fork up your butt. 424 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,799 We're trying to be friends here. 425 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:03,440 Right. 426 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,680 Yeah, and I need a little state of, you know, 427 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:14,320 know the mindset of the accomplice that I'm trying to acquire here. 428 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,120 OK, listen, I'm a teenager. 429 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,160 I make poor choices. 430 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,519 I see that. 431 00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:23,519 So can you use it to open something? 432 00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:24,720 I don't want to touch that. 433 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,680 Well, it's been washed. 434 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,000 I will. 435 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,140 Where? 436 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,039 You just took it out of your butt. 437 00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:34,319 No, not just right now. 438 00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:36,480 Not in front of you. 439 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,000 That's ridiculous. 440 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,200 What did you wash it with? 441 00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:41,440 Toilet water. 442 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:44,000 You mean the bucket? 443 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,399 Yeah. 444 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:46,559 He looks in his. 445 00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:48,960 He's like, I don't see any water in mine. 446 00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:51,119 Mine came with what? 447 00:22:54,079 --> 00:23:00,480 The door to your area opens and officer walks back in and he's like, OK, 448 00:23:00,559 --> 00:23:02,240 yeah, small one. 449 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:02,880 Yeah, you. 450 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,400 That's offensive. 451 00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:06,480 Sully. 452 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,039 All right, yeah. 453 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,079 Warden wants to see you again. 454 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,680 Where'd you get that fork? 455 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,079 I'm sorry. 456 00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:14,960 I handed it to him. 457 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:16,480 He takes it. 458 00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:18,240 OK, let's go. 459 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,360 I put my hands. 460 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:21,920 I don't want to talk about it. 461 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,599 I put my hands through the breath. 462 00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:30,319 He cuffs you and opens the gate and ushers you back down the hallway as you walk out 463 00:23:30,319 --> 00:23:30,960 the door. 464 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,359 Merv. 465 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,559 Am I walking past Merv? 466 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:32,799 Yep. 467 00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:38,559 I drop quickly dropped like a knife down through my pant like and onto the floor. 468 00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:40,720 Make a stealth roll. 469 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,519 Oh, yeah. 470 00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:42,639 Stealth, man. 471 00:23:42,639 --> 00:23:43,919 If this is happening. 472 00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:46,720 Unless you're are you trying to be stealthy about or are you just dropping 473 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,519 a knife out of your pant? 474 00:23:47,519 --> 00:23:49,200 No, I'm going to be sneaky. 475 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:49,519 OK. 476 00:23:49,519 --> 00:23:50,079 Stealth roll. 477 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,720 A slight of butt is not a check. 478 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,519 21. 479 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:57,839 Whoa. 480 00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:03,599 It it you feel it kind of fall down your pant leg and it hits the top of your shoe 481 00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:09,119 and kind of slides down onto the floor, making nary a sound and kind of brushes up 482 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,959 against the side bars there. 483 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:15,359 Doesn't appear that the officer has noticed as he kind of gives you a shove as you 484 00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,480 continue to walk back down the hall into the warden's door. 485 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,480 Unless you do anything in particular different walking down that hall, 486 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,919 you make your way back. 487 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,240 He opens the door and Ms. 488 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:34,080 Ma'am Meow-Meow is sitting at her desk and she says, yes, yes, yes, come in, 489 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:34,800 come in, come in. 490 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,160 Take off, take off those shackles too. 491 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,279 We can take those off. 492 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:40,480 Oh, thank you, Ms. 493 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,279 Ma'am Meow-Meow. 494 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,120 That's like super, super nice of you. 495 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:43,759 Yeah. 496 00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:44,400 Yeah. 497 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:51,920 He undoes the shackles and kind of you you're able to walk freely inside. 498 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,039 And I do. 499 00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:55,440 And I like swing my arms very purposely. 500 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,720 Is there something wrong with your arms? 501 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:03,120 Oh, no, I just love the feeling of them not being so close to each other. 502 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,240 Of course, of course. 503 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,800 I understand. 504 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:10,720 You hear the door close behind you and you walk back over to her desk 505 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,960 and laid out on her desk are all of your items. 506 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,279 Hey, these look familiar. 507 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,920 Yeah, yeah, they're yours. 508 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,720 Actually, right now, Ms. 509 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,240 Ma'am Meow-Meow, they're yours. 510 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,759 Good, good answer. 511 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:28,320 Good answer. 512 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,600 So you told me that you would never steal. 513 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:39,120 What would someone who never steals need with this? 514 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,640 And she opens your bag and dumps it out. 515 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:48,160 And there's a set of thieves tools and ball bearings, 516 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,960 various other implements of break and or enter. 517 00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:56,640 Dagger, your quiver, your short bow, your hole. 518 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,720 Oh, King Kaboodle. 519 00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,279 Yeah. 520 00:25:59,279 --> 00:25:59,680 All right. 521 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:05,680 Well, Ms. Ma'am Meow-Meow, I can see how this would look very damning 522 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,720 if you didn't know what they were used for. 523 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,720 Tell me, tell me what were they used for? 524 00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:21,200 Ma'am, with these tools, I broke people out of the capture 525 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,039 or a clause of the Cult of the Dragon. 526 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,279 Oh, the Cult of the Dragon. 527 00:26:27,279 --> 00:26:29,279 You've had run ins with them. 528 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,120 Unfortunately, many. 529 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:36,480 So you broke people out, but it would just it would be 530 00:26:37,839 --> 00:26:42,720 unbecoming of you to ever try to steal something and be caught for it. 531 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,519 Absolutely. 532 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:47,519 I pride myself on being a fairly, averagely honest person. 533 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,200 Make a persuasion or a deception check, whichever you're trying to do. 534 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,240 A Dersuasion check. 535 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,039 You got it. 536 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,680 Well, that's not good. 537 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,680 It's only an 11. 538 00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:08,079 I something tells me that you're not telling me all of the truth. 539 00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:10,640 Ma'am, I am not a bad person. 540 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,840 Bad person? 541 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,759 I never said you were a bad person. 542 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:20,640 Thieves stealing for the sake of stealing to harm others. 543 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,640 Look, you stole something. 544 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,759 What did I steal? 545 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,360 Did you find it on me? 546 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:27,920 Yes. 547 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,240 That's why you were brought here. 548 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,360 You stole food. 549 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,480 You stole clothing. 550 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,400 You stole many things and then attacked an officer. 551 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,800 The blood is still on the dagger. 552 00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:42,480 Was I walking around just with like this big ass sack? 553 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,399 Just being like, and one of these, and one of these. 554 00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:47,839 Like, ma'am. 555 00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:49,839 You're in a set of trouble here, Sully. 556 00:27:50,399 --> 00:27:51,279 Obviously. 557 00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:51,839 If we don't- 558 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,559 I can agree on that. 559 00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:58,879 If you don't come clean, something terrible could happen. 560 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,240 You've assaulted an officer. 561 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,159 That's very serious crime. 562 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,240 Is there a witness? 563 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,039 There's a whole market full of witnesses. 564 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:09,680 Well, fuck. 565 00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:12,079 Was I drugged? 566 00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:14,079 I don't know. 567 00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:15,039 Were you on drugs? 568 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,400 No. 569 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,680 Was I drugged? 570 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,079 That's different than being on drugs. 571 00:28:20,079 --> 00:28:21,839 How would I know if you were drugged? 572 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:23,519 Well, because I don't do the drugs. 573 00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:31,519 So if I had been drugged, that would explain my lack of knowledge. 574 00:28:31,519 --> 00:28:33,839 I was not in my own right mind. 575 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:35,759 Those actions were not of my own. 576 00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:42,240 What if I was given some sort of drug that made me malleable in my mind hole? 577 00:28:43,759 --> 00:28:46,720 What if somebody whispered whisperies in my ear 578 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,879 and made me do things that I otherwise wouldn't have done? 579 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,160 Am I at fault for that? 580 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,240 I think there's someone out there. 581 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:54,720 We gotta- 582 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,480 We gotta go after them, Ms. Meow Meow. 583 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,640 I've heard a lot of stories in my time. 584 00:29:03,599 --> 00:29:04,640 This is a new one. 585 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,200 This is the best one? 586 00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:06,400 This is a good one. 587 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,360 This is a good one. 588 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,880 Look, you seem like a good kid. 589 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,519 I want to do you a favor. 590 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,519 I would like that very much. 591 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:20,740 Good. 592 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,160 I'm gonna need something in return. 593 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,920 But I need to know that you can use these tools that are laid out here 594 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,960 as you say they are your possessions. 595 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,039 I'm verily proficient in the tools you see. 596 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,180 For good. 597 00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:44,079 So we have a deal, then? 598 00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:45,279 What can I give for you? 599 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:45,759 You name it. 600 00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:48,480 You name it, as long as it's for good. 601 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,240 It is for good. 602 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,740 Okay. 603 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,559 There is a certain higher-up 604 00:29:56,319 --> 00:29:58,799 who carries a ledger on him 605 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,079 in his belongings. 606 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,840 He's going to be away dealing with the battle 607 00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:10,160 with the Cult of the Dragon. 608 00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:14,240 And I need that ledger. 609 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,720 I need someone who is unknown in the region. 610 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:21,759 Yeah, okay. 611 00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:22,160 I'll do it. 612 00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:23,539 Perfect. 613 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:29,519 Would you like to make any requests as to what happens to you after you do it? 614 00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:32,480 Oh, well, yeah, I just kind of assumed that we'd be square. 615 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,039 That'd be super cool. 616 00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:36,720 You know what else would be super cool? 617 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,120 It'd be super cool if my buddy Merv downstairs. 618 00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:44,799 I need a partner. 619 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,440 And you want a fisherman? 620 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:48,960 You know what? 621 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:53,279 His proficiency with tying knots comes in handy way more than you think. 622 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,440 Fair enough. 623 00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:59,360 Well, I'll think on the Merv thing. 624 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:01,759 He's Mervalicious. 625 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:02,720 He's Mervalicious. 626 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,200 He's Mervalous. 627 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,799 You will get some of these some of these back in order to do what you need to do. 628 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,000 And then the rest once you're done. 629 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,600 Sound fair? 630 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,200 Yeah, half now, half later. 631 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,240 I dig it. 632 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,120 Fair enough. 633 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:26,640 Which ones do you think you would need to break into a reasonably well-fortified establishment? 634 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:31,600 Well, I'm definitely going to need the old 635 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,640 lockpicking tools there. 636 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,840 Yeah, that'd be real good. 637 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,480 Half the ball bearings. 638 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,600 Probably don't need all of them. 639 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,040 Crowbar just to be safe. 640 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,920 I wouldn't mind having my cloak back. 641 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,800 That'd be pretty neat. 642 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,240 I just always feel a lot sneakier with the hood up. 643 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,120 You know how it is. 644 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,560 Half of it's just how you feel. 645 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:59,360 And if I could have my dagger back, just in case. 646 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,360 Oh, hold on a second. 647 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,600 Someone comes up on me, right? 648 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,240 What do you want me to do? 649 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,280 Why would anybody come up on you? 650 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,160 You said you're sneaky and can get in and out, yes? 651 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,040 Well, fuck yeah. 652 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:18,880 But I mean, if someone literally comes up on me, things happen, Miss Miamia. 653 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,240 Let's just say a second count of stabbing another 654 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,600 potential officer might go down poorly in your books. 655 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,320 Cool. 656 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:28,960 All right. 657 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,519 I might not be able to pull as many strings if you do something like that. 658 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,519 So maybe the dagger stays with me. 659 00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:35,840 Okay. 660 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,160 Well, then I'm going to need a stick of incense. 661 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,039 Why? 662 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,759 Because I may need to improvise. 663 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,160 Okay. 664 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,759 And I'll need my flask of oil. 665 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:48,400 Just one of them. 666 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:52,720 Should be good. 667 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:58,000 You gather up the things that you say you need. 668 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:04,880 And she says, where you need to go is Castle Never. 669 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,640 Castle Never. 670 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:06,960 Yeah. 671 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:13,279 The office you need to enter and acquire a specific ledger 672 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,960 is Lord Dagult Neverember's office. 673 00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:20,640 Lord Dingle. 674 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,640 Lord Dagult Neverember. 675 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,759 He's the lord of the region. 676 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,680 You're new here, right? 677 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,240 I forget. 678 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,200 Well known across Faerun. 679 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,640 You might have heard of him. 680 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,880 And I'm stealing it from the Castle Nevernever? 681 00:33:35,759 --> 00:33:36,960 The Castle Never. 682 00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:38,400 All right. 683 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:38,640 Okay. 684 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,440 So I'm going to go to the Lord Castle Neverever. 685 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,120 Lord Dinglehopper Neverember. 686 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,480 And I'm going to take his ledger. 687 00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:47,279 Yeah. 688 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:49,680 You know what? 689 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,000 Having Merv with me is probably going to be a real good idea. 690 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,880 If even just to get me to the right place. 691 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,039 That's fair. 692 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,640 All right. 693 00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,600 You can have Merv. 694 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:00,720 Cool. 695 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,280 He's old. 696 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,280 He ain't going, you know, he won't go anywhere. 697 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:03,759 All right. 698 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,840 I'll return him in one piece maybe if I don't have to sacrifice him for the cause you understand. 699 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,960 Yes, of course. 700 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,200 You, so you're gathering your things into like a bag there or a satchel or? 701 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:15,440 Yes. 702 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,480 I ask if I can have a satchel. 703 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,280 Just your butt. 704 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,400 Excuse me. 705 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,039 Episode three. 706 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,559 How long did it take Amy to mention stuff up her butt? 707 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,559 Three episodes, folks. 708 00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:30,239 That's how long it's a new record. 709 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,360 New record as far as I think it was day one. 710 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,799 Last time we played round restraint. 711 00:34:36,799 --> 00:34:37,679 We have restraint. 712 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:38,559 We do. 713 00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:40,079 We need that if you're going to use it. 714 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:42,159 You put everything into your satchel. 715 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:47,519 And she says we will give this to you when you when you leave. 716 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:49,119 Oh, man. 717 00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:49,519 Oh, wait. 718 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:50,639 Can I take this string too? 719 00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:52,320 Just a little bit of string. 720 00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:54,480 You can have some of it. 721 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,559 Just dangle it in front of her. 722 00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:57,039 Yeah, there you go. 723 00:34:59,039 --> 00:35:04,639 She lifts her hand and then uses her other hand to put it back down and shakes her head. 724 00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:05,840 No, no. 725 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,639 Give me the satchel. 726 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:12,480 We'll give it to you on your way out and we'll arrange for Merv to come with you. 727 00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:18,159 Lord Neverember is supposed to be leaving Neverwinter. 728 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,039 Not Faerun. 729 00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:21,840 Leaving Neverwinter in approximately a day. 730 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:29,200 Once we have heard word that he is gone, we will allow you to go and procure the ledger. 731 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:30,800 Sound fair? 732 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,480 Very fair, ma'am. 733 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:32,960 Wonderful. 734 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,160 You're just you're amazing. 735 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:36,480 Thank you. 736 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,280 I do deep bow. 737 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,480 No, you don't need to do that. 738 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,160 Okay, that's fine. 739 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,720 That's fine. 740 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,519 I will see you in a day or so, whenever. 741 00:35:47,519 --> 00:35:48,000 Guard. 742 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:48,739 Guard. 743 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,079 And the officer comes back in, take this one back to get back to his cell. 744 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,480 Piggyback this time. 745 00:35:57,679 --> 00:36:00,639 He puts the shackles on you and pushes you through the door. 746 00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,000 You get back to your cell and you see Merv. 747 00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:08,239 He watches you walk in. 748 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,119 The knife is still where it was previously. 749 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:14,800 And the officer leaves. 750 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,400 Hey, Merv. 751 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,920 How many more things you got up your butt? 752 00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:19,519 Lost count. 753 00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:20,000 Hey, Merv. 754 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,639 Freaking weird. 755 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:22,800 Hey, listen. 756 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,160 You want out of here or no? 757 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,200 What do you mean? 758 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,360 Well, I have a mission and I'm going to need a little bit of help. 759 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,920 And I suggested that no one would be more qualified than my BFF, Merv. 760 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,720 What's your mission? 761 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,360 I steal something from Dinglehopper Never Never. 762 00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:39,360 What? 763 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:45,760 From who? 764 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,559 Yes, he lives in the Never Castle. 765 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,720 He is some... 766 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,160 Lord Dagult Neverember. 767 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,599 That's what I said. 768 00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:57,039 From Castle Never. 769 00:36:57,039 --> 00:36:57,280 Yes. 770 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,559 You're going to try to steal something from Castle Never. 771 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:00,800 No. 772 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,119 From specifically Lord Dagult Neverember. 773 00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:03,360 No. 774 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,039 What do you mean no? 775 00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:06,160 I'm not going to try. 776 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,960 I'm going to do it. 777 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:08,480 What do you have to steal? 778 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,480 A ledger. 779 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,840 What's a ledger? 780 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,800 I didn't want to ask. 781 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,840 Didn't want to look stupid. 782 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,360 It's a book. 783 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,240 Oh, cool. 784 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,840 It's not at all what I thought. 785 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,079 Okay. 786 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,200 It's a book. 787 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,320 It usually has like... 788 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:22,000 Pages? 789 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,440 Oh, okay. 790 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:24,720 Yeah. 791 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,760 All right. 792 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,240 Cool. 793 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:26,720 You in? 794 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:28,480 Sure. 795 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:29,680 Okay. 796 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,400 Yeah. 797 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:30,720 Awesome. 798 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,039 Great. 799 00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:32,720 I'm not a thief. 800 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,519 I'm a fisherman. 801 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:34,800 Hey, I'm not a thief. 802 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:35,600 You watch your mouth. 803 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,800 Interlude, interlude. 804 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,960 It's something that we need right now. 805 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,480 Welcome to the interlude. 806 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,480 That's our theme song by Amy this week. 807 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:54,880 You're welcome. 808 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,440 And we just want to let you know that we've got that sweet, 809 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:02,400 sweet contest going on where you can enter to win the Ghosts of Saltmar still. 810 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,920 What do you got to do Carla? 811 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,800 Well, you need to tell people how much you like us. 812 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,320 Sort of. 813 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,680 By sharing an episode. 814 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,960 By sharing an episode. 815 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,639 Or the post that we have. 816 00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:14,960 Or the post that we have on the Facebook page, yeah. 817 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,240 Yeah, that post works great. 818 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,119 You share that. 819 00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:19,200 Give a little comment there because privacy and stuff, 820 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,800 I can't exactly see who shares, 821 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,960 but if you comment and say you shared it, 822 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,639 I'll believe you and you're entered to win. 823 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,639 It's a trust thing, you guys. 824 00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:27,360 And on Twitter. 825 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,480 Trust exercises. 826 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,800 With the hashtag DumbDragonCast. 827 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,079 There we go. 828 00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:33,440 Any episode you like. 829 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,039 And say, you know, why you like it. 830 00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:36,880 Or don't like it. 831 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,320 Maybe share one that you don't like. 832 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,000 But I mean, that's kind of counterproductive. 833 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,320 Don't do that. 834 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,200 Yeah, that doesn't seem like a great idea. 835 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,480 This episode right here. 836 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,079 This was a piece of shit. 837 00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:45,360 But go to the next episode. 838 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,400 But the rest are pretty good. 839 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,320 We're open to your constructive criticism, 840 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,800 but I mean, maybe you could just send that to us privately. 841 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,200 Yeah, be kind. 842 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,800 And publicize something nice. 843 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,200 Be kind. 844 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,480 It will crush us. 845 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,240 If you have something constructive to say, 846 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,720 DumbDragonPodcast.gmail.com 847 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,320 We'd love to hear it straight from your mouth, 848 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,760 and we can talk to you about it right there. 849 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,119 That would be great. 850 00:39:03,519 --> 00:39:05,360 Contest ends June 30th. 851 00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:07,840 And then we'll be giving away that sweet, sweet book, 852 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,920 which I want to start playing like pronto. 853 00:39:11,519 --> 00:39:12,480 Well, get on it, Russ. 854 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,039 You guys aren't. 855 00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:16,079 I mean, you're on it. 856 00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:17,519 We're in a whole new world. 857 00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:18,720 Whole new world right beside the ocean. 858 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,920 We're so squishy, though. 859 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,360 Right beside the ocean. 860 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,240 Acceptable adventures for level ones in that book? 861 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:24,880 Yeah, why not? 862 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,240 Oh, OK, yeah, sure. 863 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,079 I want to be a mermaid. 864 00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:29,840 Level ones versus a giant kraken? 865 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,639 Why not? 866 00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:31,200 Exactly. 867 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,800 Any adventure can be for level ones. 868 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,560 It just might be a very short adventure. 869 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,280 This is true. 870 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,000 That's a good point. 871 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,000 This is what happened. 872 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,500 Great. 873 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:39,840 Contest. 874 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,720 Happening. 875 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,360 Book. 876 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,840 Going to be giving away June 30th. 877 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,560 Share. 878 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,060 Share. 879 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:46,740 Tweet. 880 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,019 Enter. 881 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:48,980 Enter. 882 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,400 Love you. 883 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,039 Make it so. 884 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,340 Hugs. 885 00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:55,600 Let's get to the rest of that episode. 886 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,720 We'll talk to you next week. 887 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,680 Outer loon, outer loon. 888 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,119 This is the song for the outer loot. 889 00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:03,619 Perfect. 890 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:09,519 Three Azimar and a T-Fling are sent to a strange new world on a divine mission. 891 00:40:09,519 --> 00:40:12,799 Trouble is, when they arrive, none of them can remember what the mission is, 892 00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:15,919 and only one of them has any interest in the god that sent them. 893 00:40:15,919 --> 00:40:22,319 Join Briathos, Spizdira, Kit, Flick, and DM Jazzy Hands as they play Matchmaker with Kobolds, 894 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:26,559 assassinate Yuan-T political figures, and completely, if accidentally, 895 00:40:26,559 --> 00:40:30,320 disrupt the delicate equilibrium of the world they found themselves in. 896 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,519 Reviewers call it a patchwork of beautiful storytelling, 897 00:40:33,519 --> 00:40:37,199 immersive roleplay, and a healthy sprinkling of humorous banter. 898 00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:42,719 The Last Refuge is a weekly D&D actual play podcast set in a completely original world. 899 00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,400 Check us out at dndlastrefuge.com. 900 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,360 Happy gaming, y'all. 901 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:54,900 Moot. 902 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:56,420 Where were you heading? 903 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:03,139 I was headed to maybe find Gabriel, who should be near the House of Knowledge. 904 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,619 Or at least that's where he used to live. 905 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:09,860 You get directions to the House of Knowledge. 906 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:12,500 And you find your way there. 907 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:14,180 Totally fine. 908 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:19,220 You pass by the prison that you had passed by before, 909 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:21,700 where you'd heard somebody yelling up top. 910 00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:24,019 And you hear, coming from there, 911 00:41:24,099 --> 00:41:25,780 how many more things do you have up your butt? 912 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,739 I just increase my tempo a little bit as I'm walking. 913 00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:38,019 You pass by plenty of people, all different races and social statuses. 914 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:42,500 And you make it to the location where you were told 915 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:48,259 you would find the House of Knowledge on the southern side of Neverwinter. 916 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:57,380 So it is a large, very decorative architecture of this house. 917 00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:00,420 And by house, I mean it is a large facility. 918 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:07,300 Like more of a school-sized building than just a house. 919 00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:12,260 Is there just like a door or a gate or anything I can go knock on? 920 00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:13,540 You can go right up to the front door. 921 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:16,100 A few steps to get up to the main front entrance 922 00:42:16,099 --> 00:42:20,339 is a big large red wood door. 923 00:42:21,299 --> 00:42:24,900 I'm going to use the ornate knocker that's on the door. 924 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:27,139 Give it a couple one, two, threes. 925 00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:31,219 And then call out, hello, House of Knowledge? 926 00:42:32,659 --> 00:42:33,619 I'd like some knowledge. 927 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:39,219 A moment passes and you hear some footsteps on the other side. 928 00:42:39,219 --> 00:42:44,819 And the door swings open and there is a very skinny 929 00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:51,460 older man dressed in a very clean-cut tuxedo. 930 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,139 And he says, can I help you? 931 00:42:56,819 --> 00:43:00,659 Yes, I'm looking for Mr. Gabriel. 932 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:02,579 Do you know if he's still here? 933 00:43:05,699 --> 00:43:08,659 Gabriel hasn't been here in much time. 934 00:43:08,659 --> 00:43:12,259 If you're looking for Gabriel, I'm sure you're of the highest character. 935 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:19,860 No, if you were to find him, perhaps the Fallen Tower or some other hole. 936 00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:22,660 Did you say hole? 937 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,900 Yes, yes, hole. 938 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:25,940 He could be in a hole. 939 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:31,620 Does he enjoy being in holes? 940 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:35,700 No, no, he does not enjoy being in hole. 941 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,620 He might enjoy being in a hole. 942 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:41,060 Because he's been cast out from everywhere that he's stepped into. 943 00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:45,700 Oh, so not an actual hole. 944 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,500 You just mean like a crummy place to be. 945 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,180 A crummy place to be, yes. 946 00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:57,700 A place of which is looked down upon by people of higher status. 947 00:43:58,820 --> 00:43:59,460 A hole. 948 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:00,500 Okay, got it. 949 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:04,340 I thought we had some man gopher thing going on here. 950 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,460 I didn't know what was happening. 951 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,700 It's been a while since I've seen him. 952 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:12,100 Maybe he has turned himself into a gopher using his wild magic. 953 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:14,020 Oh yeah, the wild magics. 954 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,060 That's why I want to see him. 955 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:18,900 Check the Fallen Tower. 956 00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:23,460 Okay, I just like bound off the stairs. 957 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:26,180 Do I know where the Fallen Tower is? 958 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:27,060 I assume I did. 959 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:27,940 You walked past it. 960 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,140 Perfect. 961 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:33,060 Probably both ways, going to and from Nogwoods. 962 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:35,060 So yeah, you make your way back there. 963 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:42,020 And just like the previous time, there are people in all states of happy. 964 00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:45,780 Some are less happy. 965 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:47,140 They're very angry. 966 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:48,420 I don't know. 967 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:54,180 How much experience does Mood have with alcohol and people drinking? 968 00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:58,740 I mean that one dude had like moonshine in their village, didn't he? 969 00:44:58,740 --> 00:44:59,300 Yeah. 970 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,740 So I think he's been around it. 971 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:01,140 Sure. 972 00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,180 Okay, yeah. 973 00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:04,020 These people appear intoxicated. 974 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,500 Some severely. 975 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:12,659 I'm gonna keep a wide berth of these people while I make my way to the Fallen Tower. 976 00:45:13,219 --> 00:45:16,420 You step in and it is a bustling tavern. 977 00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:23,860 The tower itself is a black stone that has fallen into the streets. 978 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:27,539 Looks like when it did fall, it knocked down several buildings 979 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:31,219 and barricades and walls around it. 980 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:39,860 But the remains of the tower have been turned into this warm and rich tavern. 981 00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:42,980 You walk in, it's quite full. 982 00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:49,380 There is a bar off to your left and further into the building. 983 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:53,220 There are a couple of empty tables, but it's pretty packed right now. 984 00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:54,820 It's getting to be kind of evening hour. 985 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,700 Can I make my way over to the bar, 986 00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:00,020 see if I can grab the bartender's ear for a second? 987 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,340 You do, he's currently serving somebody else. 988 00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:06,420 All right, I give it a sec till he's ready to go 989 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:07,940 and then I catch his eye and say, 990 00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:12,580 oh, barkeep, I was wondering if you could answer a question or two for me? 991 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:17,220 He walks over and says, what, what, how old are you? 992 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,180 Old enough to be here. 993 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,460 All right, what can I do for you? 994 00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:29,460 I was curious, do you know of a man named Gabriel? 995 00:46:30,179 --> 00:46:33,619 Gabriel, yeah, yeah, I know a guy named Gabriel. 996 00:46:33,619 --> 00:46:34,420 What do you want with Gabriel? 997 00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,019 He's a wizard of some sorts? 998 00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:37,780 Yeah, you can say that. 999 00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:41,699 I was wondering if maybe you could, 1000 00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:43,300 if he's here, if you could point him out to me 1001 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,460 or if maybe you could tell me where I can find him? 1002 00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:49,139 Um, yeah, he's here. 1003 00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:54,019 He points over your shoulder kind of to the back of the room. 1004 00:46:55,139 --> 00:46:58,900 There is a very disheveled looking 1005 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:05,380 man, long, long, bushy, unkempt beard, 1006 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:12,260 kind of torn and tattered tunic and cloak around himself. 1007 00:47:13,139 --> 00:47:17,539 Looks like he is kind of head in arm, pint in hand, 1008 00:47:18,179 --> 00:47:19,940 people kind of moving around him. 1009 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:23,860 There's a waitress who's picking up some of the empty glasses around him. 1010 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:26,019 Says that's, that's Gabriel. 1011 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:28,740 Oh, oh, all right, thanks. 1012 00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:30,100 One final question for you. 1013 00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:33,860 Why did you decide to call it the Fallen Tower? 1014 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,020 It's a tower that's fallen. 1015 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:39,700 Oh, so it's like the literal thing. 1016 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,700 What? Yeah. 1017 00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:44,040 Okay. 1018 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:45,620 Cool. 1019 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:46,660 And then he just walks away. 1020 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:51,620 You walk, push to make your way through the crowd. 1021 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,700 You bump into a few people as they're 1022 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,580 kind of moving to go get more drinks and talking with their friends. 1023 00:47:57,380 --> 00:48:04,420 I tap this disheveled looking man on the shoulder and say, hello, Gabriel? 1024 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:06,019 He doesn't move. 1025 00:48:07,299 --> 00:48:08,340 I give him a little shake. 1026 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,579 Are you, are you Gabriel? 1027 00:48:11,299 --> 00:48:16,900 He kind of grumbles from underneath his cloak and beard. 1028 00:48:18,259 --> 00:48:22,900 Do you know, you can't really, you can't really quite make out what, what he said, 1029 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,779 but you can tell that he's, he's breathing it alive at this point. 1030 00:48:26,579 --> 00:48:32,900 I pull up the chair across the table from him and say, I've been all over town looking for you. 1031 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:35,380 Can I, can we chat for a minute or two? 1032 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:39,619 He, you see a big hand kind of slam down on the table in front of you 1033 00:48:41,059 --> 00:48:46,980 and he kind of lifts himself up and his beard is like pressed into his face as he lifts 1034 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,619 and says, what are you looking for me for? 1035 00:48:51,619 --> 00:48:54,659 Well, I was looking for you. 1036 00:48:54,659 --> 00:48:59,460 I went to, I went to Nogwood's to, to see if they could maybe teach me a thing or two, 1037 00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:03,619 but then I was talking to the boy and she said to come find you, 1038 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:07,380 something about, and she wouldn't be able to teach me anything 1039 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,139 cause I have wild magic in me. 1040 00:49:09,139 --> 00:49:10,500 And she said, you might know something. 1041 00:49:12,980 --> 00:49:14,980 Yeah, I know things. 1042 00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:18,739 So you want to teach her. 1043 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:25,540 I mean, yeah, I, I would love to just like understand what's going on with this, 1044 00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,980 with this magic. 1045 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:28,580 You tell me what's going on. 1046 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:30,580 Well, see, I don't know. 1047 00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:32,420 That's why I came to find you. 1048 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:35,860 What can I teach you if I don't know what you want? 1049 00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:40,180 Well, I was told you did some studying of a wild magic. 1050 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:42,340 So I figured you might know something. 1051 00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:43,700 Well, there is wild magic. 1052 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:45,620 Do you have wild magic? 1053 00:49:46,579 --> 00:49:50,659 Yeah, that's, can I get you a coffee or something? 1054 00:49:51,859 --> 00:49:52,579 No, I'm fine. 1055 00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:55,059 Well, how do I know if I can teach you 1056 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,139 if I don't know if you actually have wild magic? 1057 00:49:57,139 --> 00:49:59,779 You show me your wild magic first. 1058 00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:06,420 Well, I, I don't, I don't really know if it works that way for me. 1059 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:12,339 I, Zavoy had this like, she painted this kind of scene. 1060 00:50:12,339 --> 00:50:14,420 It seemed very vivid in my mind. 1061 00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:19,860 And then I ended up casting a spell and she had it in this like energy field. 1062 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,460 And she said I had wild magic. 1063 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:24,500 And then she turned it into butterflies. 1064 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,940 It's all very confusing. 1065 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:28,180 She's showing off is what she's doing. 1066 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:34,099 He kind of leans back and stretches and his shirt untucks 1067 00:50:34,099 --> 00:50:37,300 and his belly just kind of rolls out from his shirt. 1068 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:41,860 And he kind of brushes his beard down off of his face and pulls it down. 1069 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,260 So you're a sorcerer then? 1070 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:50,980 Hey, I don't, I, I don't know. 1071 00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:52,019 Where are you from, boy? 1072 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:57,860 A small village where a bunch of half-orcs lived. 1073 00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:59,619 Wasn't a lot of magics there, was there? 1074 00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,900 No, that's, that's kind of why I ended up leaving. 1075 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:09,460 It was, everyone was a little bit afraid after I cast a spell, I guess. 1076 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:16,340 Yep, I heard that before. 1077 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:16,820 Really? 1078 00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:20,900 You get a lot of half-orcs who have wild magic in them coming to find you? 1079 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:23,619 Not the precise, not the precise story, my boy. 1080 00:51:23,619 --> 00:51:27,380 It's just, it's just the general people scared of magic. 1081 00:51:28,659 --> 00:51:32,980 The real magic, not that book magic where you gotta like remember everything. 1082 00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:36,260 It's just the magic where you tap into it and you can just do it. 1083 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:42,180 Yeah, see, I would love to know how to do that so I don't hurt anyone. 1084 00:51:44,659 --> 00:51:46,420 I can't guarantee you won't hurt anyone. 1085 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:51,460 Well, just, I just don't want to hurt anyone unintentionally. 1086 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:54,260 So you want to hurt people, is that what you're saying? 1087 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:55,220 No. 1088 00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:58,500 You just said you don't want to do it unintentionally, 1089 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,579 which implies that you want to do it intentionally. 1090 00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:01,619 Who are we hurting here? 1091 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:09,539 Well, I mean, if the need arose, then sure, I just don't want there to be any accidents. 1092 00:52:09,539 --> 00:52:11,700 Speaking of accidents, I have to take a leak. 1093 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,180 I'll be back, you get me another drink. 1094 00:52:14,579 --> 00:52:17,139 He gets up and he makes his way to the back of the tavern. 1095 00:52:19,539 --> 00:52:24,180 I try to catch the barkeep's eye and ask him for a coffee. 1096 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:27,220 Black, extra hot. 1097 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:31,700 Is this for you or for Gabriel? 1098 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,059 It's for Gabriel. 1099 00:52:33,059 --> 00:52:34,019 I think he needs it. 1100 00:52:34,659 --> 00:52:36,900 He's gonna get real mad if this is in front of him. 1101 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,740 I'm just warning you. 1102 00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,940 Okay, what should I, what should I get him? 1103 00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:45,220 He passes you two drinks. 1104 00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:54,340 He passes you a pint of ale and a larger pint of, this is water. 1105 00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:57,700 Tell him it's the good stuff. 1106 00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,099 It'll probably work at this point. 1107 00:53:01,059 --> 00:53:02,019 I appreciate that. 1108 00:53:02,019 --> 00:53:04,179 I don't think he needs any more of this other stuff. 1109 00:53:04,740 --> 00:53:05,940 Well, good luck with that. 1110 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:12,260 You see Gabriel come back out and he's walking toward, back towards the table. 1111 00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:18,260 I got you the special reserve that they keep in the back. 1112 00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:20,099 It's the good stuff, according to the bartender. 1113 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:25,059 He looks at it and he's like, it's about time he's serving up the good stuff. 1114 00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:27,220 Yeah, drink up. 1115 00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:33,780 He takes a huge swig and like three large gulps downs it. 1116 00:53:36,099 --> 00:53:37,940 It tastes like water every time. 1117 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,340 Oh, you got something else there too? 1118 00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:46,420 I got just this beer that I've been sipping on. 1119 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,059 Fair enough. 1120 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,300 Sits back down. 1121 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:54,340 You hear the chair kind of creak underneath him. 1122 00:53:56,019 --> 00:54:00,900 I've been cast out by Nogwoods. 1123 00:54:02,019 --> 00:54:04,579 I've been cast out by the House of Knowledge 1124 00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:12,420 because they don't feel that the magic that you're trying to tell me that you can do 1125 00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:13,619 haven't shown me yet. 1126 00:54:15,219 --> 00:54:16,019 I don't know how. 1127 00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:16,900 I get it. 1128 00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:17,460 I get it. 1129 00:54:18,019 --> 00:54:18,819 Don't worry about it. 1130 00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:25,299 I've been cast out because I put too much time into studying that. 1131 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:31,299 Well, wouldn't you like that time and effort to maybe be helpful to someone? 1132 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:32,980 Yeah. 1133 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,420 Yeah, there was a time. 1134 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:37,060 What about now? 1135 00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:37,780 You can help me. 1136 00:54:37,780 --> 00:54:38,420 I'm right here. 1137 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:41,300 I see you. 1138 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:45,460 I could probably help you. 1139 00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:49,140 I mean, I don't know what we're dealing with here. 1140 00:54:50,340 --> 00:54:52,900 How many times have you cast your spells? 1141 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,420 Two times. 1142 00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:55,780 Two times. 1143 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:58,740 But very recently. 1144 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:03,220 Nothing, no inkling of magic before that. 1145 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:06,580 And what happened, you might have told me. 1146 00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:07,220 I forgot. 1147 00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:12,180 What happened when your spells happened the first time? 1148 00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:25,380 Well, my family was being attacked and I kind of shot this freezing beam out of my hands 1149 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:29,380 and then I did it again with Zavoy. 1150 00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:30,900 Right. 1151 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:33,380 So you like it cold. 1152 00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:34,260 Okay. 1153 00:55:35,539 --> 00:55:36,019 I don't know. 1154 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,260 I'm too drunk to teach you right now. 1155 00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:42,340 Okay, yep, that checks. 1156 00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,820 I think I can teach you. 1157 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:50,740 At least if we can make this happen again. 1158 00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:54,740 If we can't, well, obviously I can't teach you 1159 00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:55,620 because it doesn't work. 1160 00:55:55,620 --> 00:56:00,420 But if we can make it happen again, we can see what we're dealing with. 1161 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:07,140 Okay, can I find you somewhere tomorrow? 1162 00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,020 Yep. 1163 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:10,660 I'll probably be here. 1164 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,820 Maybe come by a little earlier in the day. 1165 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:17,220 Yeah, I was going to say early is probably a good call. 1166 00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:19,620 Yeah, I'll be here like noon. 1167 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:24,340 Okay, yeah, I'll go hunker down for the night 1168 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:29,539 and I'll be back at noon and I'll get the barkeep to drop off some more of the good stuff for you. 1169 00:56:29,539 --> 00:56:31,860 Tell him to bring the better stuff. 1170 00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:33,380 Well, he'll bring you what he brings you. 1171 00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:34,019 Yeah, that's fine. 1172 00:56:34,019 --> 00:56:35,460 I'll go get it myself. 1173 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:36,420 Okay, perfect. 1174 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:36,740 Yeah. 1175 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,019 I guess it was a pleasure to meet you, Gabriel. 1176 00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:41,860 Pleasure to meet you. 1177 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:42,500 What was your name? 1178 00:56:43,539 --> 00:56:44,579 Name's Moot. 1179 00:56:44,579 --> 00:56:44,980 Moot. 1180 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:46,420 Funny name. 1181 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,059 Thank you. 1182 00:56:49,059 --> 00:56:49,620 You're welcome. 1183 00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:54,980 He gets up and he moves back towards the tavern tomorrow. 1184 00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:55,299 Noon. 1185 00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:57,699 Barkeep. 1186 00:56:58,339 --> 00:57:02,339 Dust myself off and head back to Nogwoods, I guess. 1187 00:57:04,259 --> 00:57:10,819 You head back out into the streets and you head directly back towards Nogwoods? 1188 00:57:10,819 --> 00:57:11,059 Yeah. 1189 00:57:11,699 --> 00:57:18,659 You leave the Fallen Tower and where you would turn left to go to Nogwoods, you hear 1190 00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:27,059 a large caravan pulling into Neverwinter off to the side. 1191 00:57:27,059 --> 00:57:34,179 There's lots of wagons coming in and you see all sorts of people just kind of at, 1192 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:37,299 just kind of, it catches your eye. 1193 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:47,219 Some of them are wearing very fine robes and then you see a lizard-looking creature, 1194 00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:49,140 shining scales. 1195 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:50,500 It's nighttime now. 1196 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,940 The moon is starting to rise and it catches your eye, 1197 00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:58,660 the shine that comes off of especially the platinum scales. 1198 00:57:58,660 --> 00:58:02,740 Can I be like, looking at this dragonborn and like, 1199 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,860 walk into a barrel or something and cause a lot of noise? 1200 00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:08,820 Make a, make a wisdom, you make a wisdom saving roll. 1201 00:58:09,380 --> 00:58:10,900 Glenn, you make a perception check. 1202 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,180 That's an eight. 1203 00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:17,940 Nine. 1204 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:20,740 Made for each other. 1205 00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:26,020 So yeah, you catch, you're watching as this, you see this dragonborn, 1206 00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:31,620 something you've never seen before and you do walk into a person who has passed out in the 1207 00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:38,420 street and you trip over top of them making a pretty significant ruckus and Glim, you hear this 1208 00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:45,620 off to the side and you see a tall half-orc kind of looking your direction as he's just 1209 00:58:45,619 --> 00:58:51,299 falling onto the ground, not really putting his hands out to save himself as he hits the ground. 1210 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:53,539 How far away is he from me? 1211 00:58:54,259 --> 00:58:55,699 A block, maybe. 1212 00:58:56,579 --> 00:58:58,739 Okay, I think I would go over. 1213 00:58:58,739 --> 00:59:00,179 Like, do you need help? 1214 00:59:00,179 --> 00:59:01,539 And try and like, help him up. 1215 00:59:04,099 --> 00:59:05,940 Uh, yeah. 1216 00:59:08,019 --> 00:59:08,659 Are you okay? 1217 00:59:08,659 --> 00:59:10,500 Did you have too much to drink? 1218 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:14,420 Like this guy, this drunk we're standing over that just like, reeks, I guess. 1219 00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:15,700 Just tripped on him. 1220 00:59:16,659 --> 00:59:18,500 I only had a couple of sips. 1221 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,340 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare. 1222 00:59:20,340 --> 00:59:25,940 I've just, I've never, I've never, I've never seen anything like you before. 1223 00:59:27,539 --> 00:59:34,500 Oh, um, well, you know, I just left where I came from not very long ago and I found 1224 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:37,619 that this is happening a little bit. 1225 00:59:37,619 --> 00:59:40,180 Where I'm from, everyone looks like this. 1226 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:41,619 I'm a dragonborn. 1227 00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:43,059 My name's, my name's Glim. 1228 00:59:44,019 --> 00:59:45,139 I reach my hand out. 1229 00:59:46,259 --> 00:59:47,940 I, uh, take her hand. 1230 00:59:48,659 --> 00:59:51,619 Uh, well, it's very, it's very nice to meet you, Glim. 1231 00:59:51,619 --> 00:59:52,739 I'm, uh, I'm Moot. 1232 00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:54,739 Nice to meet you, Moot. 1233 00:59:54,739 --> 00:59:55,779 Are you from around here? 1234 00:59:56,820 --> 01:00:03,139 Uh, no, no, I, uh, I came, I came here to see if I could learn about magic. 1235 01:00:03,139 --> 01:00:04,019 Oh, cool. 1236 01:00:04,019 --> 01:00:06,900 Are you a magician or a sorcerer or a wizard or something? 1237 01:00:07,940 --> 01:00:10,820 Uh, I, that's what some people are telling me. 1238 01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:12,579 I'm, I'm not really sure yet. 1239 01:00:12,659 --> 01:00:17,779 I guess there's something called, like, wild magic and I've got it in me and, 1240 01:00:17,779 --> 01:00:20,259 I don't know, it's all very confusing at the moment. 1241 01:00:20,259 --> 01:00:20,980 Huh. 1242 01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:22,420 That sounds pretty cool, though. 1243 01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,179 I, I guess so. 1244 01:00:24,179 --> 01:00:27,139 I, I just, I, I don't know, it's so crazy. 1245 01:00:27,139 --> 01:00:30,099 I'm supposed to go for training tomorrow, though, so I better go get some sleep. 1246 01:00:30,099 --> 01:00:31,219 It's nice to meet you. 1247 01:00:31,219 --> 01:00:32,179 Nice to meet you, Moot. 1248 01:00:34,099 --> 01:00:35,940 And I take off back to Nogwood. 1249 01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:44,420 And Glim, you see, uh, Moot run off into the opposite way that you have come in and 1250 01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:46,500 now you are standing in Neverwinter. 1251 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:46,980 It's late. 1252 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:52,740 You're standing outside of the, what you don't know is the Fallen Tower. 1253 01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:53,860 It looks like a Fallen Tower. 1254 01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:56,019 You could probably figure that out more than Moot can. 1255 01:00:56,659 --> 01:01:02,980 And, uh, there is a large ruckus of people kind of coming in and out of the Fallen 1256 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:03,539 Tower. 1257 01:01:04,099 --> 01:01:07,539 But you have made it to Neverwinter. 1258 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,539 Something makes up. 1259 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,500 I'm sorry for doing so. 1260 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,179 He didn't get any. 1261 01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:32,980 Insultful. 1262 01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:38,580 He's sort of standard schooling. 1263 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:40,820 He's from the streets. 1264 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:42,580 At the cults. 1265 01:01:42,580 --> 01:01:48,580 Like, it just wasn't, book learning was just a priority. 1266 01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:50,020 A fork. 1267 01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:57,140 Yeah, I'm trying to decide which way would have been better to put it in. 1268 01:01:57,140 --> 01:01:57,540 Neither. 1269 01:01:58,180 --> 01:01:58,580 Neither. 1270 01:01:58,580 --> 01:01:59,700 They're both terrible. 1271 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:00,820 They're both terrible options. 1272 01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:03,620 All the tongs, the prongs, were bent, like, inwards. 1273 01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:05,860 That's what I meant. 1274 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:06,740 The tongs, the prongs. 1275 01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:07,539 The tong prongs. 1276 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,700 It's got away from me. 1277 01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:16,260 You don't say. 1278 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:17,460 In a really big way. 1279 01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:22,180 He already was like, didn't really want to be your friend and now it's like, 1280 01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:24,420 I don't care. 1281 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,140 Yeah, yeah. 1282 01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:29,380 You, uh, you get vague, or not vague, you get appropriate directions. 1283 01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:30,740 Why would they give you vague directions? 1284 01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:32,019 That doesn't seem very helpful. 1285 01:02:32,019 --> 01:02:33,700 Eh, it's over there a ways. 1286 01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:34,660 Eh, it's fine. 1287 01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:35,539 Yeah, you'll get there. 1288 01:02:40,099 --> 01:02:42,420 When the three of us come together. 1289 01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:45,059 It's gonna be amazing. 1290 01:02:45,059 --> 01:02:47,059 Something somewhere is gonna explode. 1291 01:02:48,099 --> 01:02:49,619 It's just gonna be too much. 1292 01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:57,380 The songs Nowhere Land, Arcadia, Marty Gotza Plan, Mesmerize, and Anguish 1293 01:02:57,380 --> 01:03:00,340 are by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.com. 1294 01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:03,700 Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0. 1295 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:11,780 Visit creativecommons.org slash licenses slash buy slash 4.0.